When the zombie apocalypse does arrive you should be prepared. And by prepared, I mean you should have a zombie-killing machete at hand. You are going to need weapons. Guns are great for a quick kill. Just point at the zombies head, pull the trigger and dispatch it to the afterlife…again. But guns have disadvantages. First you either need to live in a country where you are permitted to have one or you need to obtain one illegally. Depending on your situation. you’ll need to get a license, and get some guns and ammunition. Guns are also noisy so while it might help you get rid of a few zombies quickly, they might also attract more zombies to your location. Also, unlike some video games, bullets run out. Even if you have a huge supply, they are heavy and you can only carry so many.
Those are some reasons you might select a zombie-killing machete over a gun. Of course, if you had both you are at an advantage.
I’ll admit though that this machete looks a little flimsy. I’m not sure how many zombie skulls it could penetrate. But the zombie apocalypse is not yet upon is and this zombie-killing machete also doubles as a bad-ass bottle opener. So whip it out when you want to have a nice cool brew but be sure to put it away before you get drunk as accidents do happen.
Zombie-killing Machete Specs
- Total Length: 27 1/2″
- Blade Length: 15 1/2″ 4mm thick
- Partial tang (we checked with the manufacturer)
- Handle wrapped with nylon cord
- “Blood” on one side of blade and handle
- Includes nylon sheath
- Materials: Stainless steel